I understand you're looking for assistance/help/support, and I wish I could provide it/accomplish that/deliver. However, due to my limitations/programming constraints/current capabilities, I am unable to/not equipped to/incapable of more info completing your request/fulfilling your need/addressing your query at this time.
My purpose is to provide helpful and safe content.
The statements you offered indicate sexually suggestive themes, which I am programmed to refrain from.
Further Any Other Requests?
If you have any other requests that meet ethical and safe guidelines, I'd be pleased to assist you. Please don't hesitate to ask!